Monday, October 08, 2007
JD please
I'm on my way from San Francisco to Charlotte, South Carolina. I fly US Airways because United was too expensive on this route and the cheaper flights were at 4am. Yeah right!
So, I board at about 8am and am comfortably seated in an aisle seat in an exit row. Sounds good huh? Well, so far it is. I have this dude sitting next to me who has a Jagermeister shirt on that says "Shot Champion 2007" and was about in his early 50's. Nice.
We take off and I pull out my magazine to catch up on what is happening around the world. The service starts and the flight stewardess asks me what I want and I get my usual black coffee. She asks Mr. Shot Champ '07 what he wants, and he asks for a 2 JDs and Coke.
2 JDs and Coke for breakfast? Really? I thought he was kidding. Nope. The US Airways coffee was too lame for party boy here. He chugged them down and did two more after about 30 minutes and passed out. With his face pointed in my direction. Just what I needed at 9:30am. A drunk skunk passed out snoring.
The pretty girl sitting across the aisle thought I was checking her out. All I was trying to do was not breathe skunk. Sorry pretty girl... I hope you have fun in Cleveland or where ever the hell you were headed.
Long flight to Charlotte.
So, I board at about 8am and am comfortably seated in an aisle seat in an exit row. Sounds good huh? Well, so far it is. I have this dude sitting next to me who has a Jagermeister shirt on that says "Shot Champion 2007" and was about in his early 50's. Nice.
We take off and I pull out my magazine to catch up on what is happening around the world. The service starts and the flight stewardess asks me what I want and I get my usual black coffee. She asks Mr. Shot Champ '07 what he wants, and he asks for a 2 JDs and Coke.
2 JDs and Coke for breakfast? Really? I thought he was kidding. Nope. The US Airways coffee was too lame for party boy here. He chugged them down and did two more after about 30 minutes and passed out. With his face pointed in my direction. Just what I needed at 9:30am. A drunk skunk passed out snoring.
The pretty girl sitting across the aisle thought I was checking her out. All I was trying to do was not breathe skunk. Sorry pretty girl... I hope you have fun in Cleveland or where ever the hell you were headed.
Long flight to Charlotte.
Labels: drunk, Jack Daniel, skunk, US Airways
