- Not everyone's dying to see your baby pictures
- Children will repeat every single thing you say
- Know when not to do-it-yourself
- Just because you like it doesn't mean she will
- Before getting intimate, turn off the game
- Sometimes when she asks for a backrub, she just wants a backrub
- There are better rewards than food
- Not everything comes back in style
- Your kid doesn't care that it is the championship point for the grand slam
- Tequila and E-mail don't mix
- The all-you-can-eat buffet is not a challenge
- If you go for the extra large soda, you better bring your extra large bladder
- Babies have surprisingly great aim
- When the baby needs changing, remember rock beats scissors
# posted by carrotcurries.com @ 7:37:00 AM
